Let’s face it, System Administrators get no respect 364 days a year. This is the day that all fellow System Administrators across the globe, will be showered with expensive sports cars and large piles of cash in appreciation of their diligent work. But seriously, we are asking for a nice token gift and some public acknowledgement. It’s the least you could do.
Ringraziate i vostri sysadmin, stupide scimmie cliccanti! Noi, gente di un certo livello, questa sera festeggeremo con una cena a base di carne sanguinolenta e storie della grande guerra.
Alla faccia vostra! 
Alla faccia nostra…. e dei vegetariani direi…..